You are too old for bedtime stories.  |  (Random)

Look at you, you aren't even tired after I read that long bedtime story. I don't mind taking over the role of your real mom now that I am married to your dad but I really do think you are too old for these silly bedtime stories. I haven't heard of any eighteen year old that still gets bedtime stories read to him. You know what helps me go to sleep fast is masturbating. That is what a guy your age should be doing, rubbing one or two out before bed. I can help you do that instead of reading any more of these boring stories. Oh don't be shy. I'll help you get your nut and then I'll go put myself to bed down the hall and get my own release. We can do this every night if you want and your dad will just think I am in here carrying on where your mom left off.