Do you think it is a sign?  |  (Random)

I am quite sure I just felt you eye fucking my ass while I was bent over looking for my missing wedding ring. Your father will be beside himself if he gets home and notices it's not on my finger where it should be. I think this is some kind of sign why it keeps falling off my finger. What do you think? Help me find my ring would you? Oh wait, what is that? It's true what I was thinking! My ass up in the air turned you on didn't it! Like I was saying, I think it's some kind of sign why I keep losing my wedding ring. I feel like being naughty and well, if I don't look down and see a wedding ring on my finger then I won't feel guilty about having some fun with my step son. I see you want it to. Let me help you out of those pants.