I know about your pantyhose fetish.  |  (Random)

I couldn't help but notice as I was cleaning your bedroom the other day you had quite the collection of sticky items around and under your bed. One of those items was a pair of pantyhose that seemed exceptionally sticky. I wont say anything to your father about them but I do want to tell you that we do not steal in this house. I understand your like of pantyhose thought and am going to actually give you this pair I am wearing so you won't ever steal my hose again. I want to make sure you have a pair of hose that has my fresh scent all over them. Go ahead and take them back to your room and have fun with them but don't leave them on the floor for me to pick up ever again. Next time you need some freshly scented hose, just come to me, your sympathetic stepmom.